The “Live Well” Living Will

I,_______, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive
indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put
in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if
their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running
up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at
least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Dark Chocolate
Martini
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
Chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate chip cookies
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate
ice cream
glass of ice tea
chocolate chip cookies
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better.
When such a determination is reached,I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug,
reel in the tubes, let the ‘fat lady sing’ and call it a day!