A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know,’that the medication
You prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?’
‘Yes, I’m afraid so,’ the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition
Because this prescription is marked
An older gentleman was on the operating table
Awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
A renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son
‘Yes, Dad, what is it? ‘
‘Don’t be nervous, son; Do your best and just remember,
If it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me,
Your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife….’
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
And start bragging about it. This is so true.
I love to hear them say “you don’t look that old.”
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.
I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
Think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging
Is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It’s worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago When men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,
It was called witchcraft…
Today, it’s called golf.
Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder,
And, Your hand over my mouth!